The Ultimate Harmony Christmas Gift Guide Continued...
Christmas crackers and stocking stuffers! The Ultimate Sexy Christmas Gift Guide continued...
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. However, in the bedroom, a sexy Santa outfit had pulses racing and a rampant rabbit was causing quite a commotion. In the words of St Noddy Holder, it’s CHRISTMAS! And what better way to celebrate than giving the one you love something they’ll really remember on a cold, wintry night? Here’s our pick of the very best Christmas sex toy gifts you can buy from Harmony this December…
Give them the gift of pure, unadulterated pleasure thanks to our friends at Hot Octopuss. Makers of some of the best sex toys we’ve laid our hands on in quite some time, two of our faves have to be the JETT and Pocket PULSE cock ring masturbators – or ‘Guybrators’.
Beautifully made with a strong, sturdy, matt black finish, slip the JETT model over the tip of the penis so that it sits just below the head on an area called the frenulum. Two bullet vibrators deliver Octopussy’s patented Treble and Bass Technology, giving you endless different vibration combinations and making whoever’s wearing it weak at the knees! With a flexible silicone sleeve, it expands as needed to fit all shapes and sizes.
If you like a little stroking action in your sex life, then Pocket PULSE is the one for you. Using powerful dual motors to deliver deep, rumbling vibrations, its flexible sleeve allows for easy movement up and down the shaft. Cover it with some water-based lube and you’re guaranteed hours of pleasure whether you’re alone or playing with others.
Warm your Cock-les
Nippy outside? The temperatures might have plummeted recently but there’s no reason why your masturbation session needs to be below sub-zero, not when you’ve got the OTOUCH Décor 2 Masturbator in your toy collection. This realistic-feel, whirlpool-shaped sleeve fits snugly onto a rechargeable heating dock, warming it to a delicious 55 degrees Celsius. Feeling just like a lover’s hot hand taking hold of your cock, take this into the bath, the shower, or the bedroom, whatever takes your fancy. And if you like what you feel, there are more sleeves in a variety of different textures to choose from.
Tickle your G-Spot and your P-Spot
With the Fifty Shades of Grey Sensation Rechargeable P-Spot Vibrator, the magical male G-spot is no longer a thing of myth or legend. Small and perfectly formed, this is the perfect adult toy for anyone thinking about using a butt plug for the first time. Shaped so that it hits the prostate and with a flared base that strokes the perineum at the same time, the Sensation comes with 20 mind-blowing vibration patterns that will have you seeing stars.
Moving from the P-Spot to the G-Spot, the heavenly Pearl Vibe 2-in-1 G-Spot and Suction Stimulator from So Divine offers incredible dual pleasure. The ergonomic fit of the Pearl Vibe means that it hits your G-spot with up to 10 different vibration speeds on one end, while the delicate sucking head delivers up to 11 different intensities of clitoral stimulation on the other. In layman’s terms? You’ll be harking with the herald angels by the time you’re finished!
Staying with the clitoris and delivering their trademark “infinite pleasure” is LELO’s DOT. Beautifully designed in soft lilac, pink and aqua colourways, the DOT fits discretely in your hand, placing the 8-speed control buttons at your fingertips. LELO’s Infinite Loop Technology combines with the DOT’s pointed tip to gently – or furiously – whip you into a frenzy through its mesmerising elliptical motions. Rechargeable, waterproof and just really, really pretty, this is one stocking foreplay filler that will last the holiday season and beyond.
Moving from flicking to sucking, and the Womanizer Classic 2 Marilyn Monroe. Delivering a completely different sensation, this waterproof, rechargeable best seller is perfect for people who fancy the sensation of oral sex while playing solo. As the stimulator’s mouth sits on top of the clitoris, the air vibrations suck and massage, going from a gentle 1 to a thundering 10. A truly unique experience that will have you sneaking off into the bedroom, bathroom, laundry room…
We’ve all been there. In the thick of the throes of passion, orgasm building, body twitching, we just need that extra hit of speed from our toy to get us over the finish line. We hit the button on the remote control but it’s the wrong one! Before we know it we’ve gone from roaring climax to screaming into the pillow, for all the wrong reasons.
With The Orchid Wand Vibrator from Bloom, those scenes are a thing of the past, thanks to their brand new ‘swipe left’ control technology. Just like the dating site we know all too well, a simple swipe of the finger across the embossed leaves on the Orchid’s shaft means you can easily move from one speed to the next without having to think about it. With 5 vibrations and 5 speeds, an elegant, splashproof design and a USB recharging cable, the Orchid magic wand also comes with a sexy eye mask. Slip the blindfold on, hand the controls over to your partner, and indulge in some light but kinky BDSM play.
The R&D elves at Hot Octopuss have been especially busy this Christmas gift season, creating the Pulse DUO which uses their patented ‘PulsePlate Technology’. Designed to fit on the base of a penis or dildo, this sexy black number (which can also be used as a stroker) has vibration stations in two separate areas. The central PulsePlate drives sensation in one direction, while the vibrations from the base of the toy work in the other. This means two of you can use the toy at the same time, hands-free thanks to the remote control button. The beauty of this toy is in its versatility. Thanks to the ergonomic design you can use it in practically any sex position you desire! Sit on it, spin on it, grind on it or bounce up and down till you’re screaming each other’s names, the extra added oomph – thanks to a whopping 3,950 RPM – really will add some serious spice to your bedroom shenanigans.
Cock Ring on Steriods
We’re staying with Hot Octopuss for our next Christmas gift, the Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Ring. Like a cock ring on steroids, this looks big, bold and beautiful and just like UPS, it delivers! The purposefully long and flexible design means that it sits around the shaft of the penis and the balls, under and up against the super sensitive perineum, and on top, either against the wearer’s clitoris or your partner’s. Waterproof, 5 speeds, 5 vibration patterns and USB rechargeable – this really is the Christmas gift that keeps on giving.
Oh What Fun We Had!
What better way to round out our Christmas Gift Guide than with one of our favourite brands here at Harmony, the wonderful We-Vibe? Coated in super-soft silicone and ergonomically designed to hug the curves of your body, the We-Vibe Chorus App and Remote Control Couples Vibrator are the stuff of bedroom legend. Targeting the clitoris and the G-Spot, and totally waterproof, it’s controlled in the room by a Squeeze Remote (yep, you literally just squeeze), or out of the room by the free We-Connect app. The We-Connect app means that your partner can pleasure you from anywhere in the world, as long as you both have an internet connection. With 10 different vibration modes ranging from a pleasurable pulse to a wild wave, you’ll be riding this long after Santa’s put his sleigh back in the shed. Jingle Bells!
So there we have it, your ultimate sexy gift guide for the perfect Christmas present. This is of course just the tip of the clit. Head over to our Christmas Gifts range for more, including lingerie, gift sets, massage candles and massage oils, we’ve even got sexy advent calendars! Why wait until Valentine’s Day to spoil your lover? Make this Christmas one to remember, for all the right reasons.